A goofy, angry, break-up song. Just for giggles. (video at the bottom) "The Grocery Store Song" words and music by Elizabeth Grimes Copyright 2009 Vs1 : Bout swallowed my tongue when I saw you in the check out line. You smiled, said hi, and asked if you could help me outside. Well no thanks. I’m good. If I had twice this much to carry don’t think I would Extend the courtesy and allow you to help. Why don’t you run along and find someone else. Someone whose life you haven’t yet wrecked. If she’s stupid enough then maybe she’ll accept. I think it’s only fair that she knew what it is she’d be getting herself into so before you go and ruin her life you might wanna say something like…. Chorus: Hi I’m a lying sack of dirt, you can’t tell right now but I’m quite a jerk. You won’t find out though for a long long time after you’ve given me your heart, body, and mind. I’ll tell you nice things and string you along then when I leave you make you wonder what you did wrong. Then yo