Every time I go back home to visit my nephews, it seems they manage to shock and surprise me with how much they've grown up and changed since my last visit. For some reason, meal time, is the common time to do this. Once on a visit home, I was feeding Ethan (then 3 years old) a snack of cheese and crackers. Midway through, with his mouth stuffed full, he said something like, "Aunt Beff, can I have more cheezwilmows?" I had no idea what he meant, so I asked him to repeat it. "More cheezwilmows?" he asked again. Finally I had to get his mother in the next room to translate. She laughed and explained, "He's saying, 'Can I have more cheese, little mouse?'" It seems whenever his mother puts cheese on his plate, she says, "Here's some cheese, little mouse!" He learned to make it all one word. Ethan shocked me again more recently when he was having trouble getting the ranch dressing bottle open. He struggled for a minute and...